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Hi, I’m Ashlynn Bast! I’m a ballerina of seventeen years, a stripper and aerialist of four years, and model of seven.

I’m a big ol’ nerd. I play too many video games. I believe in enthusiastic consent. I have fibromyalgia and some really annoying food sensitivities. I don’t like jerks and I have a zoo in my house. I love space cats way too much.

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    Notice something in common in these photos?

    It’s not what you think

    I gave it away in the third pic

    That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

    This is actually illegal in all states. A police officer must be marked as such with name and badge at all times unless their jurisdiction states otherwise (such as an undercover officer), and even when not wearing a badge, the officer must have the badge accessible at all times and must show the badge in order to make an arrest. Name tags are not required as long as a badge is available because the badge has the officer number on it.

    This has really been bothering me. The police in Ferguson are breaking the law by concealing their identities. Everyone knows this, it’s been going on for ten days, and it appears that nobody is doing anything about it.

    The police are clearly and systematically violating the first amendment rights of the press, and they are getting away with it. This has been happening for days, and nobody appears to be doing anything about it.

    A police officer pointed a rifle at a journalist and told him to fuck off *while he was being filmed, so he’s easily identifiable by his superiors*, and that police officer still has a job.

    I know that not all cops are bad (or even most cops), but there are clearly bad cops in Ferguson, and they’re acting with complete impunity. I don’t understand why those cops aren’t being taken off the scene, and why a higher (possibly federal) authority isn’t coming in to address these things.

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    u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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    Bees are nature’s 3D printer

    Fucking bees are the best.

    Fuck yes they are.

    what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

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    Oh my god. 

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  • ashlynnbast reblogged a text post 5 hours ago


    When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post


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    Anonymous what exactly is 4chan
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    okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
    do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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    So we all know Lonk from Pennsylvaniaimage

    Petch from Texasimage

    And Danky Kang from New Yorkimage

    But guess who I got on Street Pass?

    Lugi from New York!image

    oh my god another one

    image WHEN WILL IT END


    they’re everywhere

    image THIS JUST IN
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    If alcohol labels told the truth.

    Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

    So I’m blackout and vomit everywhere.

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