Ashlynn Bast: The Burlesque Ballerina
I'm the burlesque ballerina, an aerialist, a naked savant, a professional sexy person, an enthusiastic porn participant, & full-time nerd.

This blog is 18+ and NSFW unless your boss is really cool.

I’m a big ol’ nerd. I play too many video games. I believe in enthusiastic consent. I have fibromyalgia and some really annoying food sensitivities. I don’t like jerks and I have a zoo in my house. I love space cats way too much.


it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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I know women love men in a suit, but does anyone love a lady in a suit? I actually feel way more comfortable naked than I do in my suit. Very few people know I own it and I’ve only worn it out once to a small and darkly lit party. Recently, my friend has posted pictures on Coffee Club. She is an inspiration to me daily, and her excitement about the exhilaration she felt about posting naked pictures here gave me this last nudge that I needed. I’ve been incredibly nervous to hit submit, but after seeing all of these other incredibly different and courageous bodies, I feel like I’m joining a something I’m proud to say I’m a part of. 


The Lady in the Suit

Um, hmm, mmhmm i sudden do really like women in suits. I’m so glad you didn’t let your nerves get to you - this is incredibly sexy and brave. Suits are officially sexy on everyone. 

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