It doesn't matter how hard I try,
I can't keep the dog's fur off of my clothes!
A look into the mind of a polyamorous, pansexual, feminist, married, nerd-alicious, yellow loving, fibromyte, ballet dancing, gravity defying, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, fan-fucking-tastic stripper.
I propose a toast to the booze for making you all seem tolerable.
Via someecards
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