☥ It doesn't matter how hard I try,
I can't keep the dog's fur off of my clothes! ☥
A look into the mind of a polyamorous, queer, feminist, married, nerd-alicious, yellow loving, fibromyte, ballet dancing, gravity defying, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, fan-fucking-tastic stripper.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT WE’RE NOT DATING SO FUCK OFF MAYBE
(Also known as, clients who think they own you after only one or two sessions.)
SERIOUSLY ! just in life general with men after you fuck them./