It doesn't matter how hard I try,
I can't keep the dog's fur off of my clothes!
A look into the mind of a polyamorous, pansexual, feminist, married, nerd-alicious, yellow loving, fibromyte, ballet dancing, gravity defying, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, fan-fucking-tastic stripper.
why have i never tried this before
Wantsuce omg I love cotton candy!
as a cotton candy enthusiast, this definitely pleases me.
This happened and IT IS GLORIOUS. I also accept cotton candy, cotton candy rock candy, and cotton candy ices. Oh, and my...