☥ It doesn't matter how hard I try,
I can't keep the dog's fur off of my clothes! ☥
A look into the mind of a polyamorous, queer, feminist, married, nerd-alicious, yellow loving, fibromyte, ballet dancing, gravity defying, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, fan-fucking-tastic stripper.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BELIEVE THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOU DO WHAT YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE
WHEN CLIENTS SAY THINGS LIKE, “YOU’RE HUMAN, YOU’RE REAL.” AS IF WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT ABOUT OURSELVES, AS IF OTHER PEOPLE WHO COME AND SEE US DON’T KNOW THAT ABOUT US. AS IF HE’S SOME REALLY AMAZING GUY FOR PICKING UP ON THE FACT THAT WE’RE HUMAN.
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As if women are so low on humanity’s hierarchical ladder that they simply FALL OFF we make our own decisions about how we want to make money.
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THE MORE YOU WORK, THE FEWER PEOPLE SEEM TO BE WORTH YOUR LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY “FREE” TIME
“I’M YOUNG AND HOT, CAN’T YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT?”
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NEWBIES WHO HAVE A GREAT FIRST DAY AND DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE SO “BITTER” AND “JADED.”
PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO STAY IN THIS GAME. IF YOU MAKE IT PAST 6 MONTHS YOU’RE AN OLD HEAD ALREADY.
PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU USE YOUR JOB AS A WAY TO FIND LOVE.
LOSING TRACK OF WHAT DAY IT IS
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SHAVING. ALWAYS SHAVING.
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HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT WE’RE NOT DATING SO FUCK OFF MAYBE
(Also known as, clients who think they own you after only one or two sessions.)