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A look into the mind of a polyamorous, queer, feminist, married, nerd-alicious, yellow loving, fibromyte, ballet dancing, gravity defying, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, fan-fucking-tastic stripper.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Remember, each day you get through you are a Survivor, no longer a Victim.
I made my first infographic, ya’ll. It cites both this Jezebel article and a 2011 academic study on women’s perceptions of their vags/vulvas. The graph represents women’s opinions on a Likert Scale (1=strongly disagree from 5=strongly agree). Of the women sampled, they are most self-conscious at letting their sexual partners looking at their vulvas. I say don’t be shy. About 51% of world’s inhabitants have vulvas that we have to show every once in awhile to doctors, partners, random strangers on the internet, etc. Ain’t no shame what’s between your legs.
Click here for the full-size image.
President Obama, at the Women’s Leadership Forum yesterday, on the GOP’s assault on women’s health
I know this may sound funny coming from a promiscuous guy who makes a living taking photos of naked girls but to some degree I consider myself a feminist. In fact shooting girls has made me a bigger one. Having read the shitty comments and heard stories from girls who got tormented by people after…
No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger, sadness, or frustration. For years, they have been subjected to so much gaslighting that they can no longer express themselves in a way that feels authentic to them.
They say, “I’m sorry” before giving their opinion. In an email or text message, they place a smiley face next to a serious question or concern, thereby reducing the impact of having to express their true feelings.
You know how it looks: “You’re late :D ”
These are the same women who stay in relationships they don’t belong in, who don’t follow their dreams, who withdraw from the kind of life they want to live.
Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way to communicate while maintaining their physical and emotional safety is to be indirect.
(via pompadoursandpincurls)
i feel like i have to filter my feelings somehow at all times. i made someone cry a few weeks ago at school. i didn’t even insult him. i was expressing a critique about his art. at art school. when the guys do it, they’re informed and ‘probably right.’ when the women do it, we’re crazy overachievers. i find myself having to say, ‘i mean, maybe it’s just me, but…’ or ‘well, this is just my opinion…’ all the time. why am i afraid to say what i really think when no one else seems to be?
(via greenstate)

There are so many times that I have to be very careful about how I say things, because I’m instantly labeled as a ‘bitch’. I’m really effin’ tired of it.
(via missgingerlee)
An Alabama pharmaceutical company has issued a “massive” recall of 1.4 million packs of birth control pills. In short, the pills are packaged in the wrong order, which means “the daily regimen for these oral contraceptives may be incorrect and could leave women without adequate contraception, and at risk for unintended pregnancy.”
Click here for a list of affected pills and their lot numbers.
Important
Check this list if you are on the pill. Reblog to signal boost.
Ohhhhhhhhh SHIT
Thank you for the tip, socutherthehelldown! I’ve posted about the birth control recall and that it was a packaging error but I didn’t know exactly what that packaging error was. Now we know!
I’ve never experienced so many intelligasms in a single book before.